Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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