The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
