i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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