We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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