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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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