He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Still dying that you shit outside
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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