So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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