I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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