And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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