Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
