there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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