So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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