I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
This toilet bowl is my home.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
