yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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