4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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