I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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