what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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