i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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