WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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