So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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