"it" just moved
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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