My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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