well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm just crazy horny about you
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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