i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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