I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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