Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
