No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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