dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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