1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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