Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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