I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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