The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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