I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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