what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Randomize
