batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
being pregnant is like rehab
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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