Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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