i think i have herpe
just one?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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