I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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