I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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