I'm lost and stupid without you.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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