We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There r osticjed everywhere
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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