yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
What changed your mind?
Being sober
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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