That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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