i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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