butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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