Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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