I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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