I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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