How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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