your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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