no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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